But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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