8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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