Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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