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• (248): View more from Michigan

  the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Are my feet made of real feet?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  oh and then you called a time out with your penis

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.

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