i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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