he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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