still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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