I need help removing her.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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