Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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