Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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