so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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