My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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