I got chris browned last night
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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