you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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