There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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