Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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