i just google imaged poop.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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