he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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