She's JV to your varsity
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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