I want to make a zoo with you.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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