You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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