Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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