chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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