I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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