he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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