Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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