He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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