So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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