You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize