you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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