I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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