What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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