physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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