Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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