I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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