Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(361): View more from Texas

One girl and one boy is just not enough.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.

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(917): View more from New York City

I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch

(740): View more from Ohio

enter at your own risk

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(914): View more from New York

my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet

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(812): View more from Indiana

Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started

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(210): View more from Texas

I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.

(773): View more from Illinois

You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.

(608): View more from Wisconsin

I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.

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