I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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