She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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