okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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