Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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