so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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