i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
