only if we run a train.
done.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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