it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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