I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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