sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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