You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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