the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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