I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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