He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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