4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
wow bdsm is so cute
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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