I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I deserve to be covered in dicks
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
