You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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