it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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